What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

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In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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God speed.

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Her boyfriend was stoned.

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He said it was too tight."

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because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Bicycle petals !

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.