What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.