What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.