What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.