Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !