What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".