What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.