What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.