What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.