What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.