What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.