What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball