What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.