What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.