What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.