Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.