Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt