Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments