Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.