Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare