Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.