Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.