What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight