What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!