What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!