What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.