What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now