What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants