What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.