Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!