Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!