Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish