Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
zero, because none of them knows how to
Because they're shellfish
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Full Marx
A brazillian