What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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