What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx