Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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pumpkin

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Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)