Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.