Head over heels.
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
His wounds always heel.