What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista