What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista