What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."