What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!