What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."