What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"