What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!