What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista