Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
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A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
How are you holding up?"
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Lucardio!
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
The Captain's Log.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Lack-toes intolerant
Sleep at night
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
They always steal the green card.
The Khajiit.
