Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
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A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
A double crosser.
A dead end.
A brotha-in-law
Ma a
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Because he was often scratched!
Him: " I am dusting off man.."
A sense of humor.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Your addicted.
A whisk taker.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
