Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
What Men Know About Women
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Om's Law.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
For stealing the booty
Escargot stolen.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Garlic
Iron Pirate
A: They are both up to something.
