What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"