What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma