What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a