What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.