Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
The coming of the Lord.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
PEEr pressure!
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
Nacho cheese!!!
czech-e-cheese
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!