What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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He felt Thor.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.