What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.