What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!