What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.