Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.