How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.