How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan