How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.