How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.