Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.