Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk