What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.