Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.