Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics