Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.