Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.