Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.