What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.