What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

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