How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers