How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay