Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.