Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Gaseous Clay Jokes More Gaseous Clay Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!