Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.