Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.