Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.