Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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You're hired

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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