Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.