Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking