Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.