Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss