Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss