Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.