What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC