What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM