Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.