Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Whats a retarded person's favorite season?

Autismn

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...