Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.