Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....