You only get laid once.
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Coffee Mug
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Holy Guacamole
Plato Nachos
She was running out of things to read.
Its arse.
You *berry* it.
Run Berry, run!
It's growing on them.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
I'm just asking for a friend)
The first one usually gets screwed up.
They crepe themselves D
