Sad Thing Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.