You only get laid once.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
A flip-flop.
If its black it aint good
Berry Christmas!
Run Berry, run!
He felt Thor.
That sinking feeling...
Because of the vas deferens.
Friends
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Just a Daesh.
spits*
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'