Sad Thing Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'