How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.