How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.