How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.