What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"