What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.