What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.