What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing