What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"