What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.