What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!