What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!