How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

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What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.