How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.