When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?