Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!