Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!