Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.