Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!