Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy