Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.