Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram