Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
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Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
because he was following people before instagram
Let's grow MOLD together!
Their bayou loomin' essence
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Sunscribe.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because he was bin laden.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
Hey.. you're looking fly"
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Terraformal wear.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
