Creepy Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What the band's name?

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

What about Instagram?

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette