Creepy Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.