Creepy Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.