Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
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Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
because he was following people before instagram
Let's grow MOLD together!
Their bayou loomin' essence
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
That's growth.
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
To look more like their mom.
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Is it possible to stab someone non-violently
Because she's a medium
A hug and a little quiche.
The Easter Barney!
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Cause he's dead.
Paint it, black!
Paint it black.