What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.