What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !