Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!