Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.