Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest