Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion