How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.