How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.