What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.