What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.