What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!