Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What do you call a German jerk?

Deutschebag

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.