Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.