Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.