Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.