Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.