How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.