How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him