How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.