How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.