Dad jokes
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
A sense of humor.
Feminists.
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
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In the computerus.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"