Dad jokes
Pop-cycle
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
They have a sixth sense of humor
A feminist
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.