Dad jokes
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
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Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
Because they have running yolks.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Ironic
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
Plaqueface